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Adorable Computer Humor

Faith — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 02:26:40 +0000

Had someone send this to me and it’s just too cute not to pass on, especially in this day and age of computers!

A little boy goes to his father and asks ‘ Daddy, how was I born ?’

The father answers, ‘Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo . Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive . As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall , and since it was too late to hit the delete button , nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

Scroll down…You’ll love this …….

‘You got Male!

Unbelievable!

Faith — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 18:02:52 +0000

It would almost be unbelievable… except it did happen… so I guess that makes it believable LOL So you know I had that big storm hit my house in January and cause thousands of dollars worth of damage. Well the way the insurance works, is they pay you the first 90% in a check to get all the repairs done. Then you submit all your receipts showing you did in fact get the work done (and didn’t just pocket the money)…. then they issue you the final 10% depreciation check.

So… tell me if this strikes you as a bit odd and unbelievable LOL The claim was on my current house… the first check was mailed to my current house… all the work receipts show the work was done at my current house…

Yet…. they mail the final check to my old house which I haven’t lived at for 8 years. WTF? Are you kidding me LOL So now I get to wait another 7 to 10 business days to get the correct check. I was actually chuckling today over this current problem… it was just so unbelievable

Hope you got a laugh out of how stupid this company has been…

Faith xoxo

A Little Healthcare Funny

Faith — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 17:46:57 +0000

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers.

“Hello?”

“Mrs. Sanders, please.”

“Speaking.”

“Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at St. Agnes Laboratory. When your husband’s doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good.”

“What do you mean?” Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

“Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer’s and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can’t tell which is which.”

“That’s dreadful! Can you do the test again?” questioned Mrs. Sanders.

“Normally we can, but the new health care system will only pay for these expensive tests just one time.”

”Well, what am I supposed to do now? ”

“The folks at Obama health care recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don’t sleep with him.”